Bulls Eye

Yes, this IS a urinal strainer made to look like a target.I am not ashamed to admit that I scored at least 75 on all of my attempts. This is the latest in a line of bathroom games from PEE S 2. I’m just kidding about that, but I did like how the attendant coupled the cool wall toilet trinket with moth balls for a truly unforgettable bathroom experience.

Society at large is always looking for ways to fortify self esteem. Here we can double our efforts. We can encourage men and boys to corral their urine stream and at the same time give them the proverbial pat on the back for scoring well. The only thing missing is a digital score keeper mounted on the wall and the little dispenser that spits out those tickets you can trade in for stuffed animals, ya know, so we would know how we compare.

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  1. I think it would be more effective if there was a beeper. So, you know, you’d know if the other guys in there were aiming well. Pee-r pressure, you know.


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